lute? (nope)
banjo? (huh?)
mandolin (what?)
uke? (Exactly.)

truer words
were never spoken

a simple bandanna
(or is it?...)

inspiration for a love song

a post-operative dog

actual shot from my colonoscopy

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how some parents
choose their child's name

ah, the good ol' days,
when stewardesses
were stewardesses . . .

. . . and the beginning of the end: the infiltration of their heavenly ranks by the insidious "flight attendant"

Sometimes dreams
really do come true.

Lila Froth, my devoted secretary

* "Yubruh" rhymes with "rub ya" . . . remember?

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