When comics take themselves too seriously . . .

Some stand-up comics' Web sites include biographies that are so over-the-top in their self-promotion that they're almost funny (kind of like when someone you don't like really bombs on stage). (Not that I dislike anyone.) These bios are usually of comics who have had modest success, at best. (Stand-up comics excel at insecurity and self-absorption.)

As a mocking tribute, I present my version of such bios:

CONTACT US:

TO BOOK ME (for a show, not a crime): contact my manager, Sherman Gold, at Sherm@LaughAtDave.com

TO BUY ME LUNCH: contact my secretary, Lila Froth, at Lila@LaughAtDave.com

TO COMMUNICATE with DAVE YUBRUH himself: contact him (me), at Dave@LaughAtDave.com

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